A woman is walking down the street when a man carrying out a survey stops her.
"Excuse me, Madam, we're doing a survey on peoples' attitudes towards sex."
"Really!" says the woman smiling.
"Could you tell me what you think about sex on TV?"
"Well," replies the woman, "It's very uncomfortable, especially when you've got the antenna stuck up your .a.r.s.e!”
A guy is about to have sex with a really fat woman, so he climbs on top of her.
"Can I turn the ceiling light off?" he asks.
"Why?" she replies, "Are you feeling a bit shy lover boy?"
"Nope," the guy replies, "it's burning my arse!"
"Excuse me, Madam, we're doing a survey on peoples' attitudes towards sex."
"Really!" says the woman smiling.
"Could you tell me what you think about sex on TV?"
"Well," replies the woman, "It's very uncomfortable, especially when you've got the antenna stuck up your .a.r.s.e!”
A guy is about to have sex with a really fat woman, so he climbs on top of her.
"Can I turn the ceiling light off?" he asks.
"Why?" she replies, "Are you feeling a bit shy lover boy?"
"Nope," the guy replies, "it's burning my arse!"