A: Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
B: Ok
A: A white horse fell in the mud.
Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himself.
A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.
B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.
Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.
Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
Student: No. I was standing on it.
B: Ok
A: A white horse fell in the mud.
Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himself.
A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.
B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.
Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.
Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
Student: No. I was standing on it.
