Did you hear about the blonde coyote? Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

What do you call a really smart blonde?
A golden retriever

What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
What do you call three blondes in a Volkswagen? FARFROMTHINKEN

What do you call an eternity?
Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop.
What do you call three blondes, sitting at a bar, singing, drinking Tab, and eating apples
The moron Tab & apple choir.