he called me to get my phone number.
he spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said:
'concentrate.'
She put lipstick on her forehead because he wanted to make up her mind.
he tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
he sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
he tried to drown a fish.
he thought a quarterback was a refund.
he got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
he tripped over a cordless phone.
he took a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
he asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
he studied for a blood test.
he thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
when he heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, he moved.
when he missed the 44 bus, he took the 22 bus twice instead.
when he took you to the airport and saw a sign that said 'Airport Left' he turned around and went home.
he spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said:
'concentrate.'
She put lipstick on her forehead because he wanted to make up her mind.
he tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
he sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
he tried to drown a fish.
he thought a quarterback was a refund.
he got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
he tripped over a cordless phone.
he took a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
he asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
he studied for a blood test.
he thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
when he heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, he moved.
when he missed the 44 bus, he took the 22 bus twice instead.
when he took you to the airport and saw a sign that said 'Airport Left' he turned around and went home.
