10 commandments of a teenager

1) thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)

2) thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer , not to mention to be cheaper.)

3) thou shall not steal from k-mart.
(walmart has a bigger selection)

4) thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you about this)

5) thou shall not steal from your parents.
(who knows grandma has more money)

6) thou shall not get into fights.
(cat fight anyhow...just start them)

7) thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)

8) thou shall not strip in class.
(hooters pays more)

9) thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says,"just do it")

10) thou shall not help old ladies cross the street.
(just leave them in the middle)


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Last edited by Doctor Inferno on 6th February 2009, 7:24 am; edited 4 times in total

ha ha lol. those are funny

Lol nice.

ha...

Lol nice one

Haha. Funny

lol this is the best.

Nice lines Doc

Great stuff lols

Nice. Very nice

lol!!

10) thou shall not help old ladies cross the street.
(just leave them in the middle)

Thanks for the article


Cheers!

how did you know this doc? are you a teenager yourself?

Yep!

i wonder? :hmm: quite unbelievable though

wasnt funny

Hahaha.

My favorite:

9) thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says,"just do it")