Teacher: “What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?”
Little Johnny: “A teacher.”
History Teacher: “George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?”
Little Johnny: “Because George still had the axe in his hand.”
Teacher: “Johnny, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?”
Little Johnny: “No, teacher, it's the same dog.”
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Little Johnny: “A teacher.”
History Teacher: “George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?”
Little Johnny: “Because George still had the axe in his hand.”
Teacher: “Johnny, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?”
Little Johnny: “No, teacher, it's the same dog.”
