Evil Guide Plan

Your evil plan is nearly complete. Simply fill in your answers in the appropriate blanks below and then get ready to call your press conference. You may want to photocopy this page first, in case you change your mind later and want to create a different evil plan.

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Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first clone a scientist. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, amazed by your arrival. Who is this spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?

Stage Two

Next, you must seize control of the internet. This will all be done from a corporate tower, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must unleash your great supernatural forces, bringing about the dead rising from the grave. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare roll his or her eyes. Everyone will bow before your superhuman powers, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.

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Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first kidnap a wall street executive. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, amazed by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two

Next, you must destroy the white house. This will all be done from a space station, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will scream, as countless hordes of alien life forms hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must activate your plague of doom, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with evil, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your superhuman powers, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.