There is one thing worse than being Joe Schmo. And that is being Joe Schmo on Facebook.

So Joseph Kitchens, co-owner of Kitchen's Field Services in Hutto, Texas, decided he had to use his technological and deductive skills to become Facebook's one and only Amazing Technicolor Joseph.

Joseph was so happy (but surely not vain) to have achieved the vanity status of facebook.com/joseph that he decided, in a series of e-mails, to reveal the secrets of his success.

It all sounded terribly clever to me. But then it would, wouldn't it?

The first task was for Joseph to synchronize his mind, his eyes, and his fingers with the Facebook countdown. It was all done with a precision far beyond that of most military forces...

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