An Italian mechanic saw his brother (who also happened to be a mechanic) walking down the street, carrying a large wooden door.
Obviously curious at his brother's rather unusual accoutrement, he asked him, "Why are you carrying that door? "His brother answered, " I lost my keys and I was worried that someone would find them and be able to get into my house, so I took the door."
The first brother rolled his eyes, "You idiot! What if you lose the door, you'll never be able to get into your house!"
The door carrying brother shook his head in disbelief, "I'm not completely dumb, I left the window open!"
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Obviously curious at his brother's rather unusual accoutrement, he asked him, "Why are you carrying that door? "His brother answered, " I lost my keys and I was worried that someone would find them and be able to get into my house, so I took the door."
The first brother rolled his eyes, "You idiot! What if you lose the door, you'll never be able to get into your house!"
The door carrying brother shook his head in disbelief, "I'm not completely dumb, I left the window open!"
