A young woman asked her mom one day, "how do I keep guys off
me?" and her mom replied "ask him what the baby's name will
be". So the next day she goes to a party and asks guys who are
hitting on her, "what will the baby's name be?" This gets rid
of them in a hurry. Then one guy dances with her and she asks,
"what will the baby's name be?" So he takes her upstairs and
when they're done she asks again, "what will the baby's name
be?" He then removes his condom, ties it at the top and says,
"if the baby gets out of this, call him Houdini"
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me?" and her mom replied "ask him what the baby's name will
be". So the next day she goes to a party and asks guys who are
hitting on her, "what will the baby's name be?" This gets rid
of them in a hurry. Then one guy dances with her and she asks,
"what will the baby's name be?" So he takes her upstairs and
when they're done she asks again, "what will the baby's name
be?" He then removes his condom, ties it at the top and says,
"if the baby gets out of this, call him Houdini"
