Caught sleeping at your desk?

Experts agree that these are the five best things to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk:

5. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."

4. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to."

3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time."

2. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"


And the best for the last...

1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus' name, Amen."

Ha, ya have to be known to ur colleagues and bosses to be a christian before the last one actually works tho... but nice joke thanks for sharing

Very nice tricks, I could do that in class.

Agent Cosmic wrote:

Very nice tricks, I could do that in class.

But knowing u, u will not fall asleep in class

lol! I need to try that

haha! nice one

hope none of mt students will try this...lol

LoLs!! i will try the amen one.. LoLs!!

Wonder if it works on the principal though.. cause hes usually the one that wakes me up..