A chap was in court for various sexual affences and the converstion with the judge went something like this:-
Judge To the man ----Right you are accused of having indecent sexual realations with the Butcher ,The vicar,The store keeper,and the woman next door,How do you Plead?
Man---- Not guilty You honour (Quietly)
Judge To the man---- Speak up I cant hear you.
Man---- Not guilty You honour (Quietly)
Judge To the man---- Speak up man I cant hear you,whats the matter with you?
Man----I have a sore throat.
Judge To the man---- Have you tried Sucking a Fishermans friend?
Man to the judge------Dont you think i'm in enough trouble already!!!!!!!!
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Judge To the man ----Right you are accused of having indecent sexual realations with the Butcher ,The vicar,The store keeper,and the woman next door,How do you Plead?
Man---- Not guilty You honour (Quietly)
Judge To the man---- Speak up I cant hear you.
Man---- Not guilty You honour (Quietly)
Judge To the man---- Speak up man I cant hear you,whats the matter with you?
Man----I have a sore throat.
Judge To the man---- Have you tried Sucking a Fishermans friend?
Man to the judge------Dont you think i'm in enough trouble already!!!!!!!!
