There were these newlyweds at home in their bed. A guy breaks in
who has escaped from prison. He ties the husband to a chair. The
prisoner walks over and kisses the wife on her neck then he
walks into the bathroom.
The husband says, he's dangerous so whatever he wants give it to him
don't be afraid, be strong, I love you.
And the wife says, he wasn't kissing me, he was asking where
the vaseline is, so I told him it was in the top cabinet in the
bathroom. He likes you. Be strong honey, be strong, I love you too!
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who has escaped from prison. He ties the husband to a chair. The
prisoner walks over and kisses the wife on her neck then he
walks into the bathroom.
The husband says, he's dangerous so whatever he wants give it to him
don't be afraid, be strong, I love you.
And the wife says, he wasn't kissing me, he was asking where
the vaseline is, so I told him it was in the top cabinet in the
bathroom. He likes you. Be strong honey, be strong, I love you too!
