Quotes

When I saw you, I was afraid of meeting you. When I met you, I was afraid of kissing you. When I kissed you, I was afraid to love you. Now that I love you, I'm afraid of losing you.

Agent wrote:

When I saw you, I was afraid of meeting you. When I met you, I was afraid of kissing you. When I kissed you, I was afraid to love you. Now that I love you, I'm afraid of losing you.

True! :victory:

I got one here:

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.

!Raven! I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
!Raven! It said my password wasn't long enough.

Hahahah. I found this on Quote Database

Jesus meek and humble of heart, make our hearts like unto thine.

A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.

Joseph Stalin (1879 - 1953)

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I don't jump high, I fly low

- A Nike advertisement in Singapore

Albert Einstein

It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer.

Jean Rostand

Kill one man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill them all, and you are a god.

Joy Drop

I'm not beautiful like you. I'm beautiful like me.

Theodor Seuss Geisel

Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.

Unknown

We say we love flowers, yet we pluck them. We say we love trees, yet we cut them down. And people still wonder why some are afraid when told they are loved.

Jim Horning.

Good judgment comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgment.

Kill one man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill them all, and you are a god.

I like this.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

lol that is pure contrdiction

There Are 3 Types of People, Those Who Can Count and Those Who Can't.

A personal favourite:

'Whoever said that its not about winning that counts, probably lost.'

ME!!!

You cannot find innocents without love. You cannot find love without innocents. My Point, if you cannot love, you are not innocent.

(almost)All elderly people.

I cannot find the any key!

I don't drink, I don't swear, I don't smoke.
Oh S***! I left my ciggies at the pub!

"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm,she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile,she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit."

Hahahaha! Nice one SS!

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Life is unbearable, but death is not so pleasant either.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

nice one...

Give me a fish and i'll eat 2night, teach me how to fish and i'll eat forever....

Another nice one:


Follow your dreams, but wake up first!

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

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Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. -Homer Simpson

Whether forecast for tonight: dark.

very well said

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

President George W Bush:

"The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden. It is our number one priority and we will not rest until we find him." —Washington, D.C., Sept. 13, 2001

"I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority." —Washington, D.C., March 13, 2002

haha lol... great quotes you guys got there

Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #0000FF. All my base Are belong to you.

Girls are like Internet Domain names, the ones I like are already taken

Agent Cosmic wrote:

Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #0000FF. All my base Are belong to you.

Going to put that in my sig.

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I got one:

What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?

"When your life is in darkness, pray to GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.
Even after you pray, if you are still in Darkness - Please pay the electricity bill."

Computers are incredibly fast, accurate, and stupid; humans are incredibly slow, inaccurate and brilliant; together they are powerful beyond imagination. — Albert Einstein

The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn?

I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it’s twice as big as it needs to be.

One should love animals. They are so tasty.

"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.

Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

Of all the things i have lost, i miss my mind the most

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty."
- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world."
- George Washington Carver (1864-1943)

"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something."
- Plato

Quite meaningful quotes charvie.

Doctor Inferno wrote:

Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

ha ha ha
thats a good 1

"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it"

"I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it."

"Common sense is the most evenly distributed quantity in the world. Everyone thinks he has enough."

"It doesnt matter you won first place , its how you beat the guy in second place . "

- Rob Leatham

" Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds."

"People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid."
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard (1813-1855)

Never give up if you still want to try, never wipe your tears if you still want to cry, never settle for the answer if you still want to know, never say you don't like her if you can't let her go

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

“The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.”

"Anyone, who truly wants to go to war, has truly never been there before!"
-Larry Reeves

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered
automatic weapons."
-General Douglas MacArthur

From Call of Duty 4, I love this game. Hehehe