Quotes

Opps! Thanks for the correction.

woman that wins hammer throw has husband that wins sprints, hehe

I know better ones but not allowed to state them here, lol

"Motivation alone is not enough. If you have an idiot and you motivate him, now you have a motivated idiot."
-Jim Rohn

Didn't Read All 8 Other Pages, hoping this one wasn't taken.

Some Others-

"The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scots as a joke, but the Scots haven't got the joke yet."

The walls we build around us to keep sadness out also keeps out the joy. -Jim Rohn

Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad. - P.D. East

"Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared. "Quoted from Buddha

Gravity doesn't exist, the Earth sucks.

Make war, not sex. It's safer!

Nice perfume, must you marinate in it?

The day Microsoft makes something that doesn't suck is they day they start making vacuum cleaners.

God, why did you make the evidence for you existence so insufficient?

I don't break rules, I merely test their elasticity.

Digitalocksmith wrote:

People are not disturbed by things, but by the view they take
of them.

i love it

Winning isn't everything, but wanting to win is

There is only one success; to be able to spend your life in your own way.

No matter how qualified you are, you wont reach a better life until you imagine it.

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.

2 is not equal to 3 - not even for very large values of 2.

The difference between style and fashion is quality.

The only time you mustn’t fail is the last time you try.

Success does not consist in never making mistakes, but in never making them a second time.

You can’t have a better tomorrow if you are thinking about yesterday all the time.

The less people speak of their greatness, the more we think of it.

No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway

I bet you I could stop gambling.

I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative.

Do ten millipedes equal one centipede?

Take everything in moderation. Including moderation.

There are two rules for success: 1.) Don't tell all you know.

Do not follow, for I may not lead. Do not lead, for I may not follow. Just go over there somewhere, please?

Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge.

Treat each day as your last; one day you will be right.

Follow your dreams, except for that one where you're naked at work.

Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence.

I had amnesia once - maybe twice.

Originality is the art of concealing your sources.

Wear a watch and you'll always know what time it is. Wear two watches and you'll never be sure.

Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.

Birthdays are good for you - the more you have the longer you live.

Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.

Whenever you feel lost and alone, always remember your calculator is something you can count on.

Half the people in the world are below average.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.

Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.

What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

If a man with no arms has a gun, is he armed?

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.

When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

If man evolved from apes why do we still have apes?

We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.

Is there another word for synonym?

Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Is a shell-less turtle homeless or just naked?

Do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?

If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called "Holes"?

Forgive and forget, but keep a list of names just in case.

Hard work never killed anyone, but why chance it?

I don't have a solution, but I do admire the problem.

If a thing is worth doing, it would have been done already.

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Be nice to your kids: they'll choose your nursing home.

I was only looking at your nametag, honest!

Two wrongs do not make a right, but three lefts do.

Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Somebody who knows how will always have a job. Working for someone who knows why.

Hard work pays off in the future, but laziness pays off now.

"everyone else is afraid of losing, but i'm afraid of Cockroach"

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle

I never think of the future - it comes soon enough

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on

I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house

I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!

Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning

Half of the people in the world are below average

People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed

Marriage is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals

I can resist everything except temptation

To cease smoking is the easiest thing. I ought to know. I've done it a thousand times

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic

The shortest distance between two points is under construction

Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory

A good essay is 10% inspiration, 15% perspiration, and 75% desperation

Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one

Its been a rough day. I got up this morning .... put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering

Hermits have no peer pressure

I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets

I think that this quote is highly fitting for the Volunteers on this site, because you don't have to do what you do...BUT YOU DO!



" I am only one, but still I am one. I cannot do everything, but still I can do something; And because I cannot do everything, I will not refuse to do the something that I can do . What I can do, I should do; and what I should do, by the grace of God, I WILL do!"

Pretty darn awesome quote you got there. :smile2:

A very wise man put me on to it... :smile2: