I've found some funny quotes and want to share then woth you.
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No, the best way to prepare is to write programs, and to study great programs that other people have written. In my case, I went to the garbage cans at the Computer Science Center and I fished out listings of their operating system.
- Bill Gates
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Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
- Rich Cook
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More soon, gotta sleep now, it's mid-night here!!
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The Internet : where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.
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Some things Man was never meant to know. For everything else, there's Google.
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If Python is executable pseudocode, then perl is executable line noise.
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Life would be so much easier if we only had the source code.
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Unix is user-friendly. It's just very selective about who its friends are.
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You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips.
- Microsoft
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Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. NO is the answer.
- Erik Naggum
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Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. Computers are from hell.
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A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light
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To go forward, you must backup.
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I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code
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A Windows user spends 1/3 of his life sleeping, 1/3 working, 1/3 waiting.
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Geek's favorite pickup line: Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?
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The box said 'Required Windows 95 or better'. So, I installed LINUX.
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Like car accidents, most hardware problems are due to driver error.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those that understand trinary, those that don't, and those that confuse it with binary.
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If you give someone a program, you will frustrate them for a day; if you teach them how to program, you will frustrate them for a lifetime.
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The term reboot comes from the middle age (before computers). Horses who stopped in mid-stride required a boot to the rear to start again. Thus the term to rear-boot, later abbreviated into reboot.
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No, the best way to prepare is to write programs, and to study great programs that other people have written. In my case, I went to the garbage cans at the Computer Science Center and I fished out listings of their operating system.
- Bill Gates
--
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
- Rich Cook
--
More soon, gotta sleep now, it's mid-night here!!
Edit : ---
The Internet : where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.
--
Some things Man was never meant to know. For everything else, there's Google.
--
If Python is executable pseudocode, then perl is executable line noise.
--
Life would be so much easier if we only had the source code.
--
Unix is user-friendly. It's just very selective about who its friends are.
--
You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips.
- Microsoft
--
Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. NO is the answer.
- Erik Naggum
--
Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. Computers are from hell.
--
A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light
--
To go forward, you must backup.
--
I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code
--
A Windows user spends 1/3 of his life sleeping, 1/3 working, 1/3 waiting.
--
Geek's favorite pickup line: Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?
--
The box said 'Required Windows 95 or better'. So, I installed LINUX.
--
Like car accidents, most hardware problems are due to driver error.
--
There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those that understand trinary, those that don't, and those that confuse it with binary.
--
If you give someone a program, you will frustrate them for a day; if you teach them how to program, you will frustrate them for a lifetime.
--
The term reboot comes from the middle age (before computers). Horses who stopped in mid-stride required a boot to the rear to start again. Thus the term to rear-boot, later abbreviated into reboot.
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