Help me, i'm a noob

Sorry, I can't even open up a document to save this.
ndex % of PCs with item Code Data
1 0.0% O1 ::1 localhost
2 0.0% O1 91.206.201.8 esysprotector.microsoft.com
3 0.0% O1 91.206.201.8 esysprotector.com
4 0.0% O1 91.206.201.8 www.esysprotector.com
5 0.0% O14 START_PAGE_URL=http://ie.redirect.hp.com/svs/rdr?TYPE=3&tp=iehome&locale=EN_US&c=Q405&bd=presario&pf=laptop
22 0.0% O24 (no name) - http://attach.mud.mail.yahoo.com/us.f319.mail.yahoo.com/ym/us/ShowLetter?box=Inbox&MsgId=5717_8874856_44518_2179_2184191_0_4223_2845278_2954356529&bodyPart=4&YY=42124&y5beta=yes&y5beta=yes&order=down&sort=date&pos=0&Idx=0
23 0.0% O24 (no name) - http://a840.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/40/l_3a63b045b3db3d388f9125e72b97b5bf.jpg
41 0.0% P01 C:\WINDOWS\Explorer.EXE
42 0.0% P01 C:\WINDOWS\system32\svchost.exe
43 0.0% P01 C:\WINDOWS\system32\lsass.exe
44 0.0% P01 C:\WINDOWS\system32\winlogon.exe
45 0.0% P01 C:\WINDOWS\system32\services.exe
46 0.0% P01 C:\WINDOWS\System32\smss.exe
47 0.0% P01 C:\WINDOWS\system32\spoolsv.exe
48 0.0% P01 C:\WINDOWS\system32\wuauclt.exe
49 0.0% P01 C:\Program Files\Messenger\msmsgs.exe
50 0.0% P01 C:\Program Files\Mozilla Firefox\firefox.exe
51 0.0% P01 C:\WINDOWS\System32\hkcmd.exe
52 0.0% P01 C:\Program Files\Common Files\Real\Update_OB\realsched.exe
53 0.0% P01 C:\Program Files\HP\HP Software Update\HPWuSchd2.exe
54 0.0% P01 C:\WINDOWS\system32\taskmgr.exe
55 0.0% P01 C:\Windows\AGRSMMSG.exe
56 0.0% P01 C:\WINDOWS\system32\igfxtray.exe
57 0.0% P01 C:\Program Files\Analog Devices\SoundMAX\SMAgent.exe
58 0.0% P01 C:\Program Files\Common Files\LightScribe\LSSrvc.exe
59 0.0% P01 C:\Program Files\Viewpoint\Viewpoint Manager\ViewMgr.exe
60 0.0% P01 C:\Program Files\Viewpoint\Common\ViewpointService.exe
61 0.0% P01 C:\Program Files\Analog Devices\SoundMAX\SMax4PNP.exe
62 0.0% P01 C:\Program Files\hpq\HP Wireless Assistant\HP Wireless Assistant.exe
63 0.0% P01 C:\Program Files\Apoint2K\Apntex.exe
64 0.0% P01 C:\Program Files\Apoint2K\Apoint.exe
65 0.0% P01 C:\Program Files\HPQ\Quick Launch Buttons\EabServr.exe
66 0.0% P01 C:\PROGRA~1\COMMON~1\AOL\ACS\AOLacsd.exe
67 0.0% P01 C:\Program Files\HPQ\shared\hpqwmi.exe
68 0.0% P01 C:\Program Files\Java\jre1.5.0_04\bin\jusched.exe
69 0.0% P01 C:\WINDOWS\system32\LxrJD31s.exe
70 0.0% P01 C:\Program Files\Trend Micro\HijackThis\HijackThis.exe
71 0.0% P01 C:\Program Files\bvhskv\cdmusysguard.exe
72 0.0% P01 C:\Program Files\Lavasoft\Ad-Aware\aawservice.exe
73 0.0% P01 C:\Program Files\Lavasoft\Ad-Aware\Ad-Aware.exe
74 0.0% P01 C:\Program Files\Spyware Doctor\pctsAuxs.exe
75 0.0% P01 C:\Program Files\Spyware Doctor\pctsTray.exe
76 0.0% P01 C:\Program Files\Lavasoft\Ad-Aware\AAWTray.exe
77 0.0% R1 HKCU\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Main,Search Bar = http://ie.redirect.hp.com/svs/rdr?TYPE=3&tp=iesearch&locale=EN_US&c=Q405&bd=presario&pf=laptop
78 0.0% R1 HKLM\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Main,Default_Page_URL = http://ie.redirect.hp.com/svs/rdr?TYPE=3&tp=iehome&locale=EN_US&c=Q405&bd=presario&pf=laptop

Hope this helps.

Hello,

You have the Antivirus System PRO infection. Please see our removal guide for it here:

http://www.geekpolice.net/malware-removal-guides-f12/how-to-remove-antivirus-system-pro-removal-guide-t9270.htm

If it doesn't work, please read this: http://www.geekpolice.net/-t3821.htm

And post your HijackThis log here.