Firewood

MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD'

'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?'

'Yes. What can I do for you?'

'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor - Virgil
Smith....He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it
inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there.'

'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'

The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house.
They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open
every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and
leave.

Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.

'Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd..Did the Sheriff come?'

'Yeah!'

'Did they chop your firewood? '

'Yep!'
'Happy Birthday, buddy!'

ha ha , nice idea!!!!!!

Haha heard a similar one before.