Kamikaze!

Kamikaze! :

Three men, a Scot, an English man and a sumo wrestler were going to commit suicide by jumping of the top of a building.

The Scot jumped off and shouted ''God save Scotland!''

The English man jumped off and shouted ''God Save England!''

The Sumo wrestler jumped off and shouted ''God save the person whom I will land on!''

a little funny however how does he save aperson who gets squash? prevent him from getting a broken nose? broken bones?

WTH! its just a joke.. =.= there is no reality or limited amounts of reality in such jokes.. no need to think until so far.. ur definitely nt a critic..