John went to Dr. Smith because of intense migraine headaches.

The doctor tried many things, but no relief. Finally, after
many visits, the doc sat down and said, "You know, John, why
don't you try something unusual. Why don't you do something
that I always do when I have a headache like that. I phone my
wife and tell her I'm coming home; she waits for me in the
bedroom, with her blouse off, and I nestle my head between
those two beautiful breasts and soon the headache disappears!
You ought to try something like that--I don't know what else to
do for you. It wouldn't hurt."

"Well I might try something like that," said John.

A month later, John is back in the clinic, seeing another
doctor on another unrelated matter, and he and Dr. Smith pass
each other in the hallway. "John!" says the doc, "Haven't seen
you in a while! How's those headaches?"

"Great! They're all gone! Thanks for your advice!" said John.

"Hey, that's fantastic!" said Dr. Smith, walking on down the
hallway.

"Say, Doc!" yelled John, down the hall, "Nice place you got
there!"