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The Pharmacist

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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner
with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to
her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love
for the first time.

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had done before, so he takes
a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist
it is his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many he'd like
to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the
family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his
first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his
girlfriend at the door. Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents,
come on in!


The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's
parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his
head.

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head
down.

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over
and whispers to the
boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious.?"

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a
pharmacist."

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LOL Banner embarrassing or what!

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LOL Banner

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heheeh

think i read it before...

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HA HA HA Awesome!!!

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aHA! thats why you don't make eye contact with the pharmacist. >.<"

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LOL. I need to post that one at another forum.

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i have heard that one before but it is still funny

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