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An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring
back a semen sample tomorrow."

The next day the 85 year old man reappeared at the doctor's office and
gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: "Well, doc, it's
like this First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my
left hand, but still nothing.

Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left,
still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her
teeth out, and still nothing.

We even called up Earleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with
both hands, then an armpit and she even tried squeezin' it between her
knees, but still nothing."

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor? "The old man replied,
"Yep. And no matter what we tried we still couldn't get the jar open!"

descriptionRe: 85 Man Year Old Man Sperm Count

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LMBO or ROFL

descriptionRe: 85 Man Year Old Man Sperm Count

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hehehe

descriptionRe: 85 Man Year Old Man Sperm Count

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i knew someting like that was coming...

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LOL!
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