Things Made in Japan

**Doctor Inferno** · by **Doctor Inferno** on Sat 08 Aug 2009, 8:43 am

There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing.
On the last day, he hailed a cab and told the driver to drive to the airport.
During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi.
Thereupon, the man leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled, “Honda, very fast! Made in Japan!”

After a while, a Toyota sped past the taxi.
Again, the Japanese man leaned out of the window and yelled, “Toyota, very fast!
Made in Japan!”

And then a Mitsubishi sped past the taxi.
For the third time, the Japanese leaned out of the window and yelled, “Mitsubishi, very fast!
Made in Japan!”

The driver was a little angry, but he kept quiet.
And this went on for quite a number of cars.
Finally, the taxi came to the airport.

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The fare was US$300.

The Japanese exclaimed, “So expensive!

There upon, the driver yelled back, “Meter, very fast! Made in Japan!”