A preacher visit

A preacher visits an elderly woman from his congregation.
As he sits on the couch he notices a large bowl of peanuts on the coffee table.

"mind if i have a few?" he asks.

"no not at all" the woman replied.

They chat for an hour and as the preacher stands to leave, he realizes
Instead of eating just a few peanuts, he emptied most of the bowl.

"i'm so sorry for eating all your peanuts, i really just meant to eat a
Few," stated the preacher.

"that's all right," replied the woman. "ever since i lost my teeth all
I can do is suck the chocolate off them"!!!

OMG, thats disgusting.