Re: Quotes

**Doctor Inferno** · by **Doctor Inferno** on Sun 20 Jul 2008, 4:49 am

I dont need to "get a life". I'm a gamer, I have lots of lives !

rattakua · by rattakua on Sun 20 Jul 2008, 5:11 am

lol nice one doc.

**Digitalocksmith** · by **Digitalocksmith** on Tue 22 Jul 2008, 11:10 am

No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.

**Digitalocksmith** · by **Digitalocksmith** on Thu 31 Jul 2008, 7:06 am

Linux is like a teepee: no windows; no gates; Apache inside

The problem lies between keyboard and chair

A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.

BREAKFAST.COM Halted... Cereal Port Not Responding

CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C.?(Y/N)

**Doctor Inferno** · by **Doctor Inferno** on Thu 31 Jul 2008, 7:08 am

Digitalocksmith wrote:
The problem lies between keyboard and chair

I've got one:

perfection is a trip, not a destination.

**Agent Cosmic** · by **Agent Cosmic** on Tue 05 Aug 2008, 4:49 am

When I saw you, I was afraid of meeting you. When I met you, I was afraid of kissing you. When I kissed you, I was afraid to love you. Now that I love you, I'm afraid of losing you.

**Doctor Inferno** · by **Doctor Inferno** on Wed 06 Aug 2008, 3:52 am

Agent wrote:When I saw you, I was afraid of meeting you. When I met you, I was afraid of kissing you. When I kissed you, I was afraid to love you. Now that I love you, I'm afraid of losing you.

True! :victory:

I got one here:

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.

**Nazzgull** · by **Nazzgull** on Wed 06 Aug 2008, 3:56 am

!Raven! I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
!Raven! It said my password wasn't long enough.

Hahahah. I found this on Quote Database

Albert · by Albert on Wed 06 Aug 2008, 11:08 pm

Jesus meek and humble of heart, make our hearts like unto thine.

**Doctor Inferno** · by **Doctor Inferno** on Fri 08 Aug 2008, 1:39 am

A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.

Joseph Stalin (1879 - 1953)

I don't jump high, I fly low

- A Nike advertisement in Singapore

**Doctor Inferno** · by **Doctor Inferno** on Thu 14 Aug 2008, 4:49 am

Words calculated to catch everyone may catch no one.
- Adlai E. Stevenson Jr. (1900 - 1965)

Nobody will believe in you unless you believe in yourself.
- Liberace (1919 - 1987)

**Doctor Inferno** · by **Doctor Inferno** on Sat 16 Aug 2008, 2:14 am

Everything is possible, Impossible just takes a little longer.

**Doctor Inferno** · by **Doctor Inferno** on Wed 08 Oct 2008, 3:16 am

Albert Einstein

It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer.

Jean Rostand

Kill one man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill them all, and you are a god.

Joy Drop

I'm not beautiful like you. I'm beautiful like me.

Theodor Seuss Geisel

Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.

Unknown

We say we love flowers, yet we pluck them. We say we love trees, yet we cut them down. And people still wonder why some are afraid when told they are loved.

Jim Horning.

Good judgment comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgment.

**Agent Cosmic** · by **Agent Cosmic** on Wed 08 Oct 2008, 3:37 am

Kill one man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill them all, and you are a god.

I like this.

Albert · by Albert on Thu 23 Oct 2008, 4:45 am

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.