Re: Quotes

Keollyn · by Keollyn on Sun 12 Jul 2009, 7:59 am

My simple, yet live-by quote is:

"What is to be, will be"

**Doctor Inferno** · by **Doctor Inferno** on Tue 21 Jul 2009, 6:54 am

Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

Sir $wat · by Sir $wat on Tue 21 Jul 2009, 11:21 am

Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

wonderful^^^

**Agent Cosmic** · by **Agent Cosmic** on Fri 24 Jul 2009, 3:29 am

Every man is wise when attacked by a mad dog; fewer when pursued by a mad woman; only the wisest survive when attacked by a mad notion.

**Doctor Inferno** · by **Doctor Inferno** on Fri 31 Jul 2009, 1:43 am

Most people fail in life because they major in minor things.

Comedy is tragedy that happens to other people.

People living deeply have no fear of death.

People will believe anything if you whisper it.

Power doesn't corrupt people. People corrupt power.

And some insulting quotes...

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?

I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.

I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.

**Doctor Inferno** · by **Doctor Inferno** on Tue 18 Aug 2009, 2:15 am

Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass. It’s about learning to dance in the rain

Action may not always bring happiness but there is no happiness without action.

The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.

If you do what you've always done, you'll get what you've always gotten

groovybluedog · by groovybluedog on Tue 18 Aug 2009, 2:26 am

dont make fun of boffs, as you may end up working for one

bill gates.

taffy_miller · by taffy_miller on Mon 24 Aug 2009, 7:03 pm

"Never send a man to do a woman's job"

LOL! Okay, I do say that a lot but I am just joking, of course it's not true or I wouldn't be here looking for computer help, as I assume most of you are males...

Well, I REALLY liked the following quote, being that I am an RN and a good many of the people I know/knew are sick/dying/dead, if you ever have to go to a funeral home and you want to do something heartwarming for the family, give them a candle and tell them to light it whenever the deceased would have been present... and I like to write this on sympathy cards:

"Death is nothing more than moving from one room to another... but in that other room, I will be able to see" Helen Keller

And another favorite, "Challenge is a dragon with a gift in its mouth. Tame the dragon and the gift is yours."

Oh, and okay, I HAVE to add this one, I put this in the yearbook with my older son's senior picture: "The decision to have a child is the decision to spend the rest of your life with your heart walking around outside your body." I think the wording may be off a little on that one... but you can figure it out...

Rose

**Doctor Inferno** · by **Doctor Inferno** on Wed 26 Aug 2009, 8:42 am

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.

Maybe this world is another planet's hell.

Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.

The future will be better tomorrow.

The best things in life aren't things.

The only certain thing in life is death.

**Agent Cosmic** · by **Agent Cosmic** on Fri 28 Aug 2009, 7:42 am

The world is full of willing people; some willing to work, the rest willing to let them.

Always forgive your enemies -- nothing annoys them so much.

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office.

**Doctor Inferno** · by **Doctor Inferno** on Thu 03 Sep 2009, 4:07 am

If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

You were looking good from afar.. now you’re far from looking good.

I like you. People say I’ve got no taste, but I like you.

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure.

**Doctor Inferno** · by **Doctor Inferno** on Fri 04 Sep 2009, 3:50 am

Speeding doesn't kill you. Instant stopping does.

There is two things you should never run after... a woman and a bus, there is always another one coming

Winners Never Quit and Quitters Never Win!

Imagination is more important than knowledge - Albert Einstein

Fighting for peace is like having sex for virginity

Expensive things are not cheap

**Doctor Inferno** · by **Doctor Inferno** on Fri 18 Sep 2009, 10:36 am

What's the speed of dark?

What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?

Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.

The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.

How does Teflon stick to the pan?

How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.

**Doctor Inferno** · by **Doctor Inferno** on Mon 05 Oct 2009, 4:52 am

A good friend sees the first tear, catches the second and stops the third.

A lawyer knows the law, a good lawyer knows the judge.

A helping hand is no father than at the end of your sleeve.

Ugly is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.

Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again.

Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead.

Ever stop to think and forgot to start again?

Everyone complaints about memory, but no one complaints about intelligence.

Everyone is a genius. It's just that some people are too stupid to realize it.

megatails5 · by megatails5 on Mon 05 Oct 2009, 1:16 pm

Ever start to think and forgot to start again?

doc, i believe you mean: Ever stop to think and forget to start again?