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		<title>Jokes &amp; Fun Stuff</title>
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			<title>Way to Shop</title>
			<link>http://geekpolice.forumotion.com/jokes-fun-stuff-f1/way-to-shop-t16374.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Life's Good</dc:creator>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 05:22:31 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>23 Tips to Get a Girlfriend</title>
			<link>http://geekpolice.forumotion.com/jokes-fun-stuff-f1/23-tips-to-get-a-girlfriend-t15909.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Life's Good</dc:creator>
			<description>1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say &quot;could be better.&quot; This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.



2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. If she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really, really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.



3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up.



4. Call her in the middle of the  ...</description>
			<category>Jokes &amp; Fun Stuff</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 03:15:36 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>10 Levels of Communication Today</title>
			<link>http://geekpolice.forumotion.com/jokes-fun-stuff-f1/10-levels-of-communication-today-t16069.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Agent Cosmic</dc:creator>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 03:18:22 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Impossible is Nothing</title>
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			<dc:creator>Agent Cosmic</dc:creator>
			<description>Nothing is Impissuble - For more of the funniest videos, click here </description>
			<category>Jokes &amp; Fun Stuff</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 03:19:26 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Explaining politics to children</title>
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			<dc:creator>Doctor Inferno</dc:creator>
			<description>Little Johnny goes to his dad and asks, “What is politics?” Dad says, “Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I’m the breadwinner of the family, so let’s call me Capitalism. Mommy is the administrator of the money, so we’ll call her the Government. We’re here to take care of your needs, so we’ll call you The People. The nanny, well, consider her The Working Class. Your baby brother, we’ll call him The Future. Now go think about this and see if it makes sense.”



So the little boy goes  ...</description>
			<category>Jokes &amp; Fun Stuff</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 11 Mar 2008 02:51:09 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Ship vs Lighthouse (Video)</title>
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			<dc:creator>Agent Cosmic</dc:creator>
			<description> </description>
			<category>Jokes &amp; Fun Stuff</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 02:01:22 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://geekpolice.forumotion.com/jokes-fun-stuff-f1/ship-vs-lighthouse-video-t15968.htm#100720</comments>
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			<title>Cute Cat Showers</title>
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			<dc:creator>Life's Good</dc:creator>
			<description>



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			<category>Jokes &amp; Fun Stuff</category>
			<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 02:04:21 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Impossible Eye Witness</title>
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			<dc:creator>Agent Cosmic</dc:creator>
			<description> </description>
			<category>Jokes &amp; Fun Stuff</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 09:52:29 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Unnecessary Censorship</title>
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			<dc:creator>Agent Cosmic</dc:creator>
			<description> </description>
			<category>Jokes &amp; Fun Stuff</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 03:17:54 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Mountain Dew Ad</title>
			<link>http://geekpolice.forumotion.com/jokes-fun-stuff-f1/mountain-dew-ad-t15674.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Agent Cosmic</dc:creator>
			<description> </description>
			<category>Jokes &amp; Fun Stuff</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 09:35:59 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://geekpolice.forumotion.com/jokes-fun-stuff-f1/mountain-dew-ad-t15674.htm#98774</comments>
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			<title>Good Looking Korean Teacher?</title>
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			<dc:creator>Doctor Inferno</dc:creator>
			<description>



Watch the whole video. </description>
			<category>Jokes &amp; Fun Stuff</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 05:16:11 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Funniest Video Ever</title>
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			<dc:creator>Doctor Inferno</dc:creator>
			<description> </description>
			<category>Jokes &amp; Fun Stuff</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 08:56:36 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Plane Hijack Riddle</title>
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			<dc:creator>Doctor Inferno</dc:creator>
			<description>A man hijacks a plane and asks for 2 parachutes from the officials.

He jumps off the plane with one parachute on and left the other one behind.

Why did he ask for 2 parachutes?



Spoiler: If the officials thought he was jumping with a hostage, they would never risk to give him a faulty parachute   </description>
			<category>Jokes &amp; Fun Stuff</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 05:32:48 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Like, You know</title>
			<link>http://geekpolice.forumotion.com/jokes-fun-stuff-f1/like-you-know-t15824.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Agent Cosmic</dc:creator>
			<description> </description>
			<category>Jokes &amp; Fun Stuff</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 04:11:19 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://geekpolice.forumotion.com/jokes-fun-stuff-f1/like-you-know-t15824.htm#99642</comments>
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			<title>Fine Excuse</title>
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			<dc:creator>Agent Cosmic</dc:creator>
			<description>The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.



And she was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me - a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!'



And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened.' 'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!'



And  ...</description>
			<category>Jokes &amp; Fun Stuff</category>
			<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 04:10:25 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Cockpuncher</title>
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			<dc:creator>Agent Cosmic</dc:creator>
			<description>Cockpuncher - These bloopers are hilarious </description>
			<category>Jokes &amp; Fun Stuff</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 04:15:36 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://geekpolice.forumotion.com/jokes-fun-stuff-f1/cockpuncher-t15701.htm#98915</comments>
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			<title>Funny Web Comics</title>
			<link>http://geekpolice.forumotion.com/jokes-fun-stuff-f1/funny-web-comics-t15728.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Agent Cosmic</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://i83.servimg.com/u/f83/12/53/83/84/frog_p10.jpg" alt="" />
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<img src="http://i83.servimg.com/u/f83/12/53/83/84/myths_10.jpg" alt="" />
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<img src="http://i83.servimg.com/u/f83/12/53/83/84/silent10.jpg" alt="" />
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<img src="http://i83.servimg.com/u/f83/12/53/83/84/fake_b10.jpg" alt="" />
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			<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 02:07:29 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Biggest Runner</title>
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			<dc:creator>Life's Good</dc:creator>
			<description>The Biggest Runner - More amazing video clips are a click away </description>
			<category>Jokes &amp; Fun Stuff</category>
			<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 04:31:42 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://geekpolice.forumotion.com/jokes-fun-stuff-f1/biggest-runner-t15702.htm#98916</comments>
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			<title>Taylor Swift Pranked by Ellen</title>
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			<dc:creator>Doctor Inferno</dc:creator>
			<description>



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			<category>Jokes &amp; Fun Stuff</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 10:29:35 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://geekpolice.forumotion.com/jokes-fun-stuff-f1/taylor-swift-pranked-by-ellen-t15640.htm#98622</comments>
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			<title>4 Cats</title>
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			<dc:creator>Doctor Inferno</dc:creator>
			<description>Four men were bragging about how smart

their cats were.



The first man was an Engineer,

the second man was an Accountant,

the third man was a Chemist, and

the fourth man was a Government Employee.



To show off, the Engineer called his cat,

'T-square, do your stuff.'



T-square pranced over to the desk,

took out some paper and pen and promptly

drew a circle, a square, and a triangle.

Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.



But the Accountant said his cat could do  ...</description>
			<category>Jokes &amp; Fun Stuff</category>
			<pubDate>Sat, 25 Jul 2009 08:37:20 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Arrested for laughing..!!</title>
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			<dc:creator>Sir $wat</dc:creator>
			<description>This is from an actual trial in the UK.

A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus.

When She Noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on Account of her condition.

She changed her seat and he seemed more amused.

She moved again and then on her third move he burst out laughing. She had him arrested.

Then the case came before the court, the young man was asked why he acted in such a manner. His reply was: When the lady boarded the bus I couldn’t  ...</description>
			<category>Jokes &amp; Fun Stuff</category>
			<pubDate>Sun, 02 Aug 2009 10:37:28 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>A good joke!!</title>
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			<dc:creator>SgtSpike</dc:creator>
			<description>Ok first off please let me remind you all that read this that it has been almost 70 years!!!

This is a jewish Nazi joke but i hope is in no way offensive!!!













A frail little old lady wins the lottery....and I'm talking hundreds of millions!!!

She has a bit of a party and celebrates and people are asking her what she is going to do with all the money.



She sat for a few minustes and replied,

&quot;Well I'll split it between the kids and give give half to the German  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2009 03:32:21 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Busy GIF</title>
			<link>http://geekpolice.forumotion.com/jokes-fun-stuff-f1/busy-gif-t4440.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Agent Cosmic</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://i34.tinypic.com/5npy1j.gif" alt="" />]]></description>
			<category>Jokes &amp; Fun Stuff</category>
			<pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 02:53:35 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://geekpolice.forumotion.com/jokes-fun-stuff-f1/busy-gif-t4440.htm#22091</comments>
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			<title>IE8 - Funny Internet Explorer 8 Advertisements</title>
			<link>http://geekpolice.forumotion.com/jokes-fun-stuff-f1/ie8-funny-internet-explorer-8-advertisements-t11149.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>Doctor Inferno</dc:creator>
			<description>











 </description>
			<category>Jokes &amp; Fun Stuff</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 14:04:23 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://geekpolice.forumotion.com/jokes-fun-stuff-f1/ie8-funny-internet-explorer-8-advertisements-t11149.htm#71859</comments>
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			<title>The Future</title>
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			<dc:creator>Doctor Inferno</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[A lady went to see a tarot reader woman who'll predict her future:
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- Lady, I'm sorry to inform you that your husband will die in the near future.
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- Don't tell me things that I already know, tell me if there would be an investigation!!]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 15 Aug 2009 10:06:46 GMT</pubDate>
			<comments>http://geekpolice.forumotion.com/jokes-fun-stuff-f1/the-future-t12902.htm#82905</comments>
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			<title>Math Book</title>
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			<dc:creator>Doctor Inferno</dc:creator>
			<description><![CDATA[What did one math book say to the other math book?
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&quot;I don't know about you man, but I got a lot of problems!&quot;]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 15 Aug 2009 10:10:32 GMT</pubDate>
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